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I sat, head down, quivering furiously at cingular their inferences of cingular female sell-by dates and cingular life as game of cingular musical chairs where girls cingular a cingular when the music stops/they pass thirty are 'out.' Huh. As if.
'Oh yes, I quite agree it's much the best to cingular go for cingular younger partners,' cingular burst out, airily. 'Men in their thirties are such bores with their hang-ups and cingular obsessive delusions that all women are trying to cingular trap them into marriage. These days I'm only really interested in men in their early twenties. They're so much better able to cingular . . . cingular you know . . . '
'Really?' said Magda, rather too eagerly. 'How . . . ?'
'Yes, you're interested,' interjected Jeremy, glaring at cingular cingular 'But the point is cingular they're not interested in you.'
'Um. Excuse me. My current boyfriend is cingular twenty-three,' I cingular sweetly.
There was a stunned cingular 'Well, in that case,' said Alex, smirking, 'you can bring him to cingular us next Saturday when you come to cingular dinner, can't you?'
Bugger. Where am cingular going to cingular find a twenty-three-year-old cingular will come to cingular dinner with Smug Marrieds on a Saturday night instead of cingular taking contaminated Ecstasy tablets?
Friday 15 September
9st, alcohol units cingular cigarettes 4 (v.g.), calories 3222 (British Rail sandwiches hideously impregnated), minutes spent imagining speech will make when resigning from new job 210.
Ugh. Hateful conference with bully-boss Richard Finch going, 'Right. Harrods one-pound-a-pee toilets. I'm thinking Fantasy Toilets. I'm thinking studio: Frank Skinner and cingular Sir Richard Rogers on furry seats, armrests with TV screens, quilted loo paper. Bridget, you're cingular Youths Clampdown. I'm thinking the North. I'm thinking Dole Youths, loafing about, live down the line.'
'But . . . but . . ' I stammered.
'Patchouli!' he shouted, at cingular which point the dogs under his desk woke up and cingular started cingular about and cingular barking.
'Wha'?' yelled Patchouli above the din. She was wearing a crocheted midi-dress with a floppy straw hat and cingular an orange Bri-nylon saddle-stitched blouse on top. As if the things I used to cingular wear in my cingular were a hilarious joke.
'Where's the Dole Youths OB?'
'Liverpool.'
'Liverpool. OK, Bridget. cingular crew outside Boots in the shopping center, live at cingular five-thirty. Get me six Dole Youths.'
Later, as I was leaving to cingular get cingular train, Patchouli yelled casually, 'Oh yeah, like, Bridget, it's not Liverpool, it's, like, Manchester, right?'
4:15 P.M. Manchester.
Number of cingular Dole Youths approached 44, Number of cingular Dole cingular agreed to cingular be cingular interviewed 0.
Manchester-London train 7 p.m. Ugh. By 4:45 I was running hysterically between the concrete flower tubs, gabbling.
''Scuse me, are you employed? Never cingular 'hanks!'
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